Do you still have that purple negligee?

"Cirini Stanson"
(To the tune of "Raspberry Beret", with all apologies to Prince and special thanks to Seth C. Triggs)
A Filk by Coyotenose

Yeah

I was clocking in that day and I could not find
My boss, so I took the keys
To the little prop plane, sure he would not mind
If the first trainee went up with me

I remember feeling pissed as I reread the list
I cussed my boss and called him a whore
That’s when I saw her, grrr, I saw her
She banged her head on the front door, front door

Her name was Cir - rini Stanson
Her teachers must have passed her on a dare
Cir - rini Stanson
Not all blondes have a yellow head of hair
Cir - rini Stanson
I think I feel ill

Bummed like I was
She had the nerve to tell me
It looked like good flying weather
So, I sighed
Gave her the keys and the go-ahead
And we went flying
Up and down and up again

I said now, three-sixty spins never turned me on
And something in my stomach badly mixed
She-hee-hee wouldn’t bring us right
I hoped my family would miss me
The ground was close enough to kiss

Her name was Cir - rini Stanson
She aced the written part, I have to be fair
Cir - rini Stanson
Not all blondes have a yellow head of hair
Cir - rini Stanson
I think I feel ill

The streets don’t look cool when they get that big
And the people all flee for their lives
Screaming drowns out even the rotor sound
We’re in another nosedive

Listen
It’s okay that sometimes they ain’t the greatest
But I tell ya
If what I know now I’d known back then

I’d take an office job
Face down a ducky mob
Before I went up there with her again

(Cir - rini Stanson)
Her teachers must have (Her teachers must have)
Passed her on a dare (Passed her on a dare)
Oh NO NO
(Cir - rini Stanson)
(Not all blondes)
Where has all my bowel control gone? (Have a yellow head of hair)
Yeah (Cir - rini Stanson)

I think I... I think I... I think I feel ill

(Cir - rini Stanson)
No No No
No No No (She tests quite well)
(If I have to be fair)
(Cir - rini Stanson)
Tell me
Where has all my bowel control gone? (Not all blondes have a)
(yellow head of hair)
(Cir - rini Stanson)
I think I feel...